Into the Bar Jokes

I've always loved the "Into the Bar" jokes. Here are a couple:
A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The barman says, "We have a bottle of whisky here with the same name as you."


The horse replies "What, Eric?"


A penguin goes into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I can't find my dad. Have you seen him?"


And the bartender says "I don't know, what's he look like?"


An atom goes into a bar and tells the bartender "I think I've lost an electron." Bartender says "Are you sure?"


Atom says "Yes, I'm positive."


A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."


An amnesiac comes into a bar and asks a pretty girl, "Do I come here often?"


A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

An Irishman walks out of a bar. 

And one I just made up:

An alcoholic mummy goes back to a bar he's been in eight times today. Goes up to the bar and says "One for the road."

Bartender says "Tut, tut, tut."