How on Earth would anyone even dare to CONSIDER delaying their departure for the Commonwealth Games? Who would even THINK about not being in the front row when the Games begin? Shame on them! And shame on you if you're not right up there in the stadium with me as we take part in this grand event!
Cockroaches! Collapsing buildings! Stray dogs! Stray bombs! Threats of horrendous massacres by Jamaa-e-Islam in luxury hotels by dozens of masked gunmen! Dengue fever! Hostages brutally beheaded on YouTube! Stray dogs! (Oh, I said that already).
WHAT people, is there exactly not to like?
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