Wednesday, September 15, 2010

WHY, not WHAT is Twitter?

Is it for people with extremely short attention spans? What, can't read more than 30 words at a time? Can't TYPE more than 30 words at a time? Keyboard too tough, huh? When was the last time you actually WROTE anything longer than your name? You know, with a PEN?

In my (as-usual)-measured, balanced opinion, it's a perverse waste of the Internet, just like Facebook is.

Hey, DOOODS, remember Friendster? No? DON'T REMEMBER THAT PIECE OF SHIT?

Twitter is a ludicrous application for people who barely grazed through high school, so sorry. Facebook is just one step above that. GET A GODDAMN BLOG OR AN EMAIL ACCOUNT and stop wasting all this bandwidth on your pathetic trivial observations of the moment.

Just a thought.

I ate some cheese today.

3 comments:

  1. A delicious chunk of Tellagio. Well, it wasn't more delicious than the sliver of Parmigiano-Reggiano that I delicately sliced onto my ginger-soy based Boston salad last night but it was still good.

    Rants are good if you have good cheese at hand. Rats are too. They just miss an "n."

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  2. Yum.

    Just beware of the "gratis" cheese.

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