Upon Nazis and Chowhound

You know. You want to chime in in a discussion about food. Or you want to post an observation of your own. On a discussion board which supposedly represents your area.

But then some asshole, called a "moderator" (are these people actually paid, or do they just troll the Internet, night and day, with their cokes and rice krispies?) deletes your comment and you get an email telling you so. "Off-topic."

Well, I'll tell you what's "Off-topic," you tinsel-chested self-appointed dictator of a small state: You're a fucking tinpot imaginary general sitting in your room with a Domino's pizza slice, staring at your old cathode-ray tube while the dog barks outside and your mom shouts at you to pick up your clothes and you're lecturing ME on what to post.

I just have three words for you: "FUCK YOU."