Sunday, January 16, 2011

Damn, Must it be the Germans Yet Again?

Well, as you know here on mtlfoodblog, the blog that actually has rarely anything to do with food and even more rarely, Montreal, the heat is still heavily on for who are the most vicious bastards in the world, or rather, who have been and still have the capability now.

I'm sorry, I can't remember the last total, but the new total is Germans 12, Japanese 10.5 and Soviets just deluded clods with a score of nothing.

Every time I cast my gaze to that Ernst the SS guard on my shelf, or Becker, the Gestapo guy my heart melts. Or rather, THEIR hearts are going to literally melt when I burn them screaming in plastic alive as the cockroaches they were.

I'm beginning to think more and more that the Japanese were drunken misguided twits with delusions of heighthood, the Soviets were just drunk, but the Germans were the most gratuitously, willfully violent murderous mantids the World has ever seen.

They may or may have not seen spades, but that's what I'll pay them back in.

A burning plastic human effigy is a marvelous thing to behold.

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