Look, I can't hide the fact that 82,999,39 people in Egypt removed themselves from the yolk of tyrannic oppression in just 18 days, possibly because of Facebook.
But I have an idea . .. it's rather far-fetched, but it might just work! Now that this blog's followership has reached 50 in number (who the hell are you people, anyway? but I'll get to that) let's form our own band of repression-fighters! Yes, just with 50 of us, we form a superhuman, almost Marvel-comic-like force not unlike that guy who turns into lava when he's not cross-dressing.
My proposition is that we pay tribute to failing livers everywhere (and I'll bet that a good many of you who follow even half my gibberish have a failing liver -- after all, livers are our enemy, so we must destroy them) -- by naming our new social-networking social network "SerumglutamicoxaloacetictransminaseBook!"
See, that's the test (pronounced "Ess-got") that our repressive physicians perform on us when they want to find out what's destroying our liver.
Now that there are fifty of us, through posting on SerumglutamicoxaloacetictransminaseBook.com we can accost those accursed accusers of multi-cultural agrarianism and finally take back the Liver Transplant database.
What say ye, my horde of fifty loyal soldiers? Shall we smite them with our wrath o
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