Claim Your Mercury Stake!

There are thousands of outfits who purport to sell lunar property -- simple criminal usurpers, since I own the domain name "galacticproperties.com," thus ALL intergalactic properties are under my jurisdiction --  and so now I am delighted to offer some limited properties on Mercury, the "Rising Star."

It's a little-known fact that Venus is hotter than Mercury! Yes, due to the ultra-greenhouse gases on Venus, it's at least 1,200 degrees warmer.

So you'll have some marvellous beachfront property on Mercury as soon as it's been terraformed in 2867 (estimated) so your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids will enjoy a dip in the natural pool created by your own personal crater. And by then, your $24.95 purchase price will have ballooned to $240,987,009,876.87!

I currently own a 120-square mile patch (seen below) but there are several craters that could be yours!

Get your deal now before they all get grabbed. Just email me at Xryxxyx@www9.galacticproperties.com!

Get your crater NOW!