The Voice of Un-Reason

Hitler at age 5

You know, Brigitte gets down on me for my fascination with World War II and Nazis and so forth and I can see how and why. I mean, who really wants to probe into the reasons Reinhard Heydrich was called "Hitler's Hangman?" Or buy action figures of the guy from Enemy of the Gates, or love the movie "Downfall" about Hitler raving in his bunker.

I'd like to say this is all harmless fun, but it's not. It's truly a curiosity deep within me to try to understand how madmen can be, can exist, can be allowed to exist in the company of supposedly rational human beings.

I mean I know I'm smashing my head against a brick wall, but I would say that I want to understand them so that I can better ridicule them. I know that doesn't make much sense. But if I don't understand how Reinhard Heydrich sends so many people to their horrific deaths, then I can't get the true satisfaction of knowing that HE died as a result of a hilariously bungled assassination attempt and the real cause of his death was horsehair. This is cause for peals of laughter, if you ask me, when I'm sure he wished to go down fighting for the Turd Reich as its eternal Sturmbanführer but actually died because he was punctured by horsehair.

However, revel in the stupidity and insanity of these cockroaches though I might, it's very, very frightening to know that people like them are alive and well this very day. No, not the lunatic-fringe uniform-wearing monkeys parading around with swastika flags, but people pretending to be intelligent, rational academics, that at first come across as reasonable-sounding intellectuals, until you realise what their agenda really is.

A casual glance at that website reveals nothing untoward. But look closely, and amongst all the bullshit faux-intellectual "articles" is really a holocaust-denying, Hitler and Nazi-affirming mindset trying desperately to be legitimate. Don't quote me, but I'll bet that there are hundreds, if not thousands of these depraved websites all over the Internet, just as there are websites attempting to mask pedophilia and child molesting.

I may joke around with Hitler and the Nazis -- after all, most of them are safely dead -- but there are real you-and-your-neighbour-type monsters right here among us, who would like nothing more than say, a race war to erupt between whites and blacks under the auspices of some reconstituted Hitler, a spittle-flecked effluvient-spewing madman who will finally rid the world of Jewry (did you know that "Jewry" was the last word officially recorded by Hitler, in his last will and testament? To the very end of his miserable existence that was the only word that summed up his entire reason for being. Well, let me assure all you who believe in a God that your god will have made sure that not a single atom of Hitler's body survived to pollute the universe).

So I say to Brigitte: I must know all I can about them in order to figure out why they were so goddamn stupid, and how to spot the modern Nazi, of whom there are many.