Viva Blogging!

I was just reading the letters from people to the Gazette and realizing just how liberating blogging (how I hate that term) is.

For instance, here is the (actual!) Gazette version:

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"MORE NIGHT TRAINS"

"It would be really nice if the Agence métropolitain de transport would schedule one of their additional outbound trains later, for 11:10 p.m. for example."
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Well, my blogging translation would be:

"ASSHOLES CONTINUE TO DOMINATE FUCKING AGENCE"

"When are these lobotomized twits at Agence métropolitain de transport going to wake up out of their drunken stupors and get a fucking clue about scheduling the goddamn outbound trains, the motherfuckers. Like, 11:10 p.m. would be good. Hello! (sound of knuckle rapping skull). Hello!
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Uh, I think they'd have to cut down the word count a little. I'll try not to be so wordy in future, but you know, French is usually double English.