White Christmas Revisited (by me, of course)

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
With the kids all sangin’
And head bangs-bangin’
Falling drunken in the snow

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
With every snort of coke in sight
May your nights be hairy
Smoking dope to Tom and Jerry
Then to IHop for a bite

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
With all you fuckers at my place
With rooms all trashing
And tree-balls smashing
Kickin’ Santa into space

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
On a mattress lying
Mescaline be flying
Watching the Phil Silvers show

(Fade)