Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Am Russian

(Deep Russian Accent):

Don't get me wrong. I get up, I abuse Olga, I kick dog. But not mean bad. Dog okay after Olga take him to doctor.

Then I go to job at space program. Space still okay, I check. Boss make me check again; space still okay.

Smoke. Smoke make me sick, I swear on Xavier XVVV.

I have the lunch. It is always purple. Why is it purple?

Then I go back to work after vodka. Is same as in rocket.

Then I go home.

2 comments:

  1. Nice Driveway!

    (Get it?)

    (Cheers in Russian is, "Na Zdroveye!")

    (Which, after a number of vodka shots becomes: "Nice Driveway!")

    :)

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  2. Hey, I didn't see this!

    In Japanese, "Thank you" is "Arigato". That's to be translated as "Already got those."

    "You're welcome" is "Do itashimashite". That's to be translated as "Don't touch my mustache."

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