(Deep Russian Accent):
Don't get me wrong. I get up, I abuse Olga, I kick dog. But not mean bad. Dog okay after Olga take him to doctor.
Then I go to job at space program. Space still okay, I check. Boss make me check again; space still okay.
Smoke. Smoke make me sick, I swear on Xavier XVVV.
I have the lunch. It is always purple. Why is it purple?
Then I go back to work after vodka. Is same as in rocket.
Then I go home.
Nice Driveway!
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(Cheers in Russian is, "Na Zdroveye!")
(Which, after a number of vodka shots becomes: "Nice Driveway!")
:)
Hey, I didn't see this!
ReplyDeleteIn Japanese, "Thank you" is "Arigato". That's to be translated as "Already got those."
"You're welcome" is "Do itashimashite". That's to be translated as "Don't touch my mustache."