Seriously though, I don't want to be vain, but there is a certain amount of schadenfreude when I see former pals who have now become rich lose their hair. Because I have not lost my hair.
Look at the list -- the guy who did Hellboy 1 and 2 -- he was my pal at art school. Many a day was whiled away with him. Look, he got fat and BALD! So what if he has $2.8 M in Microsoft! I HAVE MY HAIR!
And there's Steve Purcell. He worked for Marvel Comics and then for Steven Spielberg.
Bald.
Tom Bertino.
Mike Giri, drummer for the founder of Duran Duran.
All former pals of mine, all fuckin' BALD as batskins.
Hey, I ain't rich, but I SURE AIN'T BALD. See? The glass is half full!
Anybody can get rich. Not just anybody can have hair. Just look at that travesty called Donald Trump!
ReplyDeleteI think what's on top of his head is called "hare."
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