Why would anyone name a missile a "Hellfire" missile? What, it's just come to your house to pay its respects?
OF COURSE it's a Hellfire missile, you fucking clods. Oh, no, we're going to lobb it from a drone from 30,000 feet to feed you dinner and if you're lucky, maybe some chocolate cake after?
Maybe after your severed limbs are reattached?
What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck is wrong with this world? Why not call it the Peace Missile? Yes, please accept THIS FUCKING MISSILE in your home, please and DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP.
No, no. If just the name itself can strike fear into their hearts, that's a nice deterrant. They should save a few hundred million dollars and call it "Armageddon" or "Ragnorok".
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll bet the Pentagon went through 120 focus groups before they managed to come up with "Hellfire."
ReplyDeleteYour suggestions are great! Why do I so remember Ragnarok?