Hey, I've made it past 51! That makes me better than James Dean, Michael Jackson and that guy who sang with Milli Vanilli!
THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT but I did. I guess assholes always want to die, and thank God they usually succeed. Who the fuck needs more arrogant assholes in this universe?
But isn't that a reason to wake up in the morning? To say "I made it" to Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Keith Moon?
What pathetic pieces of shit. At least they died rich. I'll die poor, but I'll die A LOT LATER than those fuckwads. And I'd like to shove their money into their fucking tombs while I'm at it.
I know, I know: Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday! Drink beer!
ReplyDeleteActually, it's not my birthday. That's not till November 28! Please remember and send me the usual $50!
ReplyDeleteI just got riled up about some celeb or other. Who knows what goes through my mind. I certainly don't.
Would you . . . uhh . . . care to take command? Oops, no, that's Nelson. Let's get back to that ASAP.
But here's a beer and I'm drinking it. And BTW if you want to come to Montreal on Aug 23rd and celebrate Brigitte and my "union" -- it won't be official but just a pledge to be together for the rest of our lives -- please give me your address and I'll send an invite.
Hmm, maybe should make a blog post about it. But I think we ran out of envelopes.
What would Nelson do?