Umm, why is it that serial killers, or killers in general, always have three names? Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wayne Gacy. John Allen Muhammad.
Hey! I have three names too! But no one EVER calls ME Nicholas John Robinson!
I hear that in Indonesia, everyone has only one name. That sounds sensible to me.
You can call me Nick Nick Nick, serial pizza chef.
They have three names because they are in big trouble, mister!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so how do you account for Sirhan Sirhan, the guy so bad they named him twice?
ReplyDelete(Actually, that was what they said about Duran Duran).
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Sirhan Rap Sirhan.
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