I'm really fucking pissed off with the Israelis. Namely because they won't take credit for the amazing assassination of Hamas scumbag Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. Hey dudes, we know it was you -- brilliant job well done! But at least take credit for it.
Okay, no, all right, we understand you wanting to remain in the shadows. It's only assholes who want to broadcast the fact that they've killed human beings to the world -- the Al Quaeda maniacs, in ludicrous third-world videos (what's with the insane reverb and hilariously bad Photoshopping?)
Thank you for erasing this asshole from the general public. You did it in an incredibly tasteful manner. I frankly would have hanged him upside down for 24 hours and carved my initials in his balls, but I realise you didn't have time for that.
Okay, well, maybe I'm not so pissed off any more.
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