Saturday, February 27, 2010

Weekend Update

Quake, Tsunami, Cancer, Religion, McDonald's . . . can being alive possibly be any worse than this?

The blessed relief of a private hanging in your shower is most definitely a viable option. I'll never forget the science-fiction story I read where someone wakes up on their home planet and realizes that that they're off the hook. They're home-free.
They've finally finished their sentence. And their sentence was living on Earth.

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