Monday, February 22, 2010

Thinking

If you think about life on a quantum scale, or a galactic scale, you'll quickly realize that the acid you've just done is too strong and you're going to beat the fuck out of the guy who rubbed it on your arm "for a joke." Hey, don't laugh! It happened to me. Except I just ended up in an emergency room and you don't beat the fuck out of girls.

But just cogitate on this fact: a nanometer is the distance your hair grows every second. And a light year is the time someone who's taken too much acid to realise that the bread has fallen butter-side-down.

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