Yeah, well you knew it wouldn't last long.
Schindler's List is a bag of shit. The decisions made upon making this movie are bad on every level. Black and white -- nice try. Such a fucking affectation. Pseudo Ashkenazi soundtrack . . . relentless in its intensity. We get it, Steven! Yes, the violin! We get the pain of the Jews! Now shut the fuck up! Bashing dead horses in this fashion is just plain wrong. Brigitte says she never wants to watch this movie again but SHE'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.
This is such a contrived piece of shit about the Holocaust that it DESERVES to be a joke on Seinfeld. It has all the saccharine sweetness of ET stamped like a giant trademark of Spielberg. Inc.
He considers himself a Jew, does he? Then why doesn't he go to Roman Polanski and ask HOW A FUCKING REAL FILM ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST SHOULD BE DONE?
Brigitte says she can't watch this piece of shit again. I WILL NEVER WATCH THE PIANIST AGAIN because of its horrific reality, not the little black-and-white painted fantasy of Steven Spielberg. Spielberg. FAILS. AGAIN.
Oh good for you guys! I haven't seen anybody else who didn't like it so much!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch it (yet again) after 20 minutes (yet again). Not because the content disturbed me. But because the lousy shoddy crappy shallow filmmaking disturbed me. Dudes, it wasn't black and white. The blood was IN COLOR! People died; they weren't in a film.
ReplyDeleteDon't fucking black-and-whiteize someone's death so it makes the goddamn R-rating.
Typical Spielberg.
Good! You're back! Right where I like you!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jeff! I'll try to keep entertaining . . . I swear, I have no idea who's reading these (mostly) diatribes but it's nice to hear that there is actually someone out there who cares!
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