Monday, October 11, 2010

Happy Tanks Giving

Fuck 'em all. Yes, fuck 'em all. Last (Canadian) Thanksgiving we invited eight people and only one showed up.

So this year Brigitte and I decided to just go it alone. Fuck them all. No one EVER invites us to anything, when they come they bring nothing but their sorry asses and I'm frankly fucking sick and tired of it.

Hello, can you say "recluse?" Well, it's only because of the amazing amount of retards out there. What is there difficult to understand about "free, amazingly tasty, expensively-made meal, good times, good wine" that people don't understand? Maybe they just don't like my face. Well, fuck you. Happy fucking Thanksgiving, people, because Brigitte and I had an amazing one. And thank God you weren't here. Too bad for you.
Turkey breast studded with rosemary and garlic

Turkey breast and celery and carrots and potatoes and onions: Done!

Shredded and done



3 comments:

  1. ANyone who doesn't show up for a meal like that is NUTS!!!!!

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  2. You're such a kind person, Knattie, I framed it entirely differently, and for that I apologize.

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  3. Thanks, Knattie, I really do get in my moods and this was one of them. No harm done. lt's just a lot of post-production sandwiches. Yum-yum, when you look at it correctly.

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