Is the Condo Project on Pluto Still Viable? Buyers Want Answers

Ever since Pluto was downgraded to dwarf-planet status, I've been inundated with queries from buyers who have put up anything from $800 billion to $76.8 trillion for a spot in Pluto's relatively sunny West Side Condo project.

They have a right to be concerned -- after all, when the construction began, Pluto was officially the 12th planet and property values were going through the roof, especially when McDonald's built their McPluto Theme Park complex in the Upper Polar Regions in a deal with Disney LLCʬ.

I have assured nervous investors, many of whom already own condos on Jupiter, that property values remain constant despite the new dwarf designation.

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I wish to confirm to all buyers that the project is on full go-ahead and despite the three-billion mile commute that has recently been shortened to only fifteen years, investors can look forward with confidence to their fulfillment of their desires for their ultimate Dream Destination©.

Please contact me at galacticproperties.galaxy or ring me at 598-09842827-02652469-067253672-96453 ext. 5 for more information.