Sunday, May 1, 2011

Why?

Is there some secret that just has never been explained to me? Some magic "trick of the trade" that no one is confessing for fear of exposing a grand scam?

Please tell me: what is written on those 8.5 x 11 sheets of paper that news anchors are constantly shuffling around and examining at the end of newscasts? They shuffle them, re-stack them and then make sure they're lined up perfectly as the theme song to the newscast plays and the camera pans out and pretend they're reading something . . . what is it they are reading?

I really want to know.

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