What asshole designed the vagus nerve, I’ll never know. Dante?
At any rate, I’ve had the hiccups for about 9 hours. It ain’t pleasant. It gets old real fast. And then it gets into Urban Legend territory . . . am I going to be the one who hiccups for 34 years nonstop?
But—speaking of Urban Legends . . . I just HELD MY FUCKING BREATH FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE and, sweet, sweet glory. (A glass of Chardonnay may have helped)
Sometimes, just goes to show.
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