Sunday, December 28, 2008

You Haven't Lived

You have not lived until you have felt the feeling of being under a 100% silk Mulberry King duvet/comforter.

The sensation is so obscene it would be banned in many countries and is akin to being manipulated in a physiological manner by Someone Other Than Yourself.

To whit: when I perform a physical examination of my perfectly-formed (years of working out) rectus abdominis muscles through the 1-cm thickness of this quilt, stroking those hard abs up and down a bit for a test drive, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

It feels like 10,000 silkworms were PERSONALLY working to satisfy my every need, that their ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, that EVERY OTHER FORM OF DUVET KNOWN TO MANKIND has now become obsolete.

Ouf.

The duvet ensconced in 100% Egyptian cotton Damask duvet cover. Click to enlarge

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