Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Timetable

From 1 - 10 you're just a kid. If anything happens to you now that isn't good, you're fucked for the rest of your life.

10 - 20 you're a semi kid. This is when people will really try to kick your sorry tiny ass.

20 - 30 you're expected to not be a kid any more. But you're still a kid.

30 - 40 if you don't have your shit together everyone looks down on you as being "still a kid"

40 - 50 if you haven't made your fortune by now, you're pretty much fucked.

50 - 60 you are now really sorry you are no longer a kid.

60 - 70 well, haven't been there yet but I imagine it's pretty fucked.

70 - 80 guess what . . . everyone's taking care of you and you're a kid again. Still a fucking kid.

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