They lie. The plant has a label saying "Chamomile" but I know it's dill. It looks like dill, smells like dill. Haven't tasted it yet but I'm sure it IS dill. It's in its own tiny pot looking very lonely.
Why would anyone perpetrate a fraud about dill? I cannot be conned. I am "Nigerian-scam-artist-proof".
These "identity theft" people are all around us. The voices are telling me to clean my guns. I'll take this all the way to the Supreme Court of Canada (uh, okay, well, maybe the "Tiny Supreme Court" in Saskatoon run by Judge Erwin Fisher . . . would you know him, by any chance? Influence-peddling . . . also a crime!)
I think I'll call my dill "Lagos."
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