It took all of about ten seconds for Lee Harvey Oswald to change the entire world. It took no international manhunts, no specialised highly-trained squad of hit men no years of searching for Bourne-conspiracy- type elite death squads to deliver two shots to the head of President John Kennedy.
The fucking guy who took out Martin Luther King -- I forget his name, thankfully, but there must be a "Ray" in there somewhere -- again, no specialised training, no tactical "hit squad" crap . . . he just showed up and took a couple of pops off his Walmart special triple-ott whatever and killed a legend. All by his fucking loser self. The list goes on. John Hinkley. Mark Chapman.
So I'm left with, after all the jumping up and down, one question: with the combined might of everything the United States (of whom I am a citizen) had at its beck and call -- lest you be deceived, this is THE most powerful country to ever have ruled the human race, for better or for worse -- how could it possibly have taken 10 years to find ONE MAN, someone who really HAD a sore thumb for sticking out so much . . . if I were a conspiracy theorist, which I am not, I would be asking many, many questions about this one.
I suspect that the wool has deliberately been pulled over our eyes in the worst of ways. But I suspect that it hasn't been done to cover up anything remotely conspiracy-theory-worthy. Rather, to cover up the insane amount of fuckups by the above-mentioned "most powerful country ever to exist."
Oswald was lucky, but he was smart-lucky. I won't dignify him by calling him intelligent, but you have to admit, he pulled off something that an entire country's worth of the most highly trained, top-notch minds couldn't do for ten fucking years. Ten years this fucking loser/insane murderer had us dangling by the short hairs and it took two presidents and an army of thousands to nail this one asshole.
Of course I won't take away the victory for the amazing people who carried this one out. But I will say: What took you so fucking LONG?
It took so fucking long because Obama, unlike his predecessor, is a professional. The latter was, and I quote, "not concerned where he is."
ReplyDeleteWell, the clod who ruled us all for eight mind-numbing years probably had to be reminded by his advisors what his full name was every morning let alone finding Enemy #1. His whole administration seemed to have just magically stepped out of an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.
ReplyDeleteObama is like manna from Heaven, kind of like Jack Bauer compared to Larry from the Three Stooges. And that is a huge insult to the Three Stooges.
And I don't subscribe to the theory that Dubya wanted him at large to keep America preoccupied with the "War on Terror" (another grammatical mangling hatched by the Master of Malapropisms).
ReplyDeleteHe was simply too incompetent to find bin Laden.
Oh, and any sitting president that says "nucular" should be hauled onto the White House lawn and shot.