But get this: some guy's alarm clock goes off at 6:30 a.m. He wakes with a hilarious hangover, shaves, gets dressed and then heads out to his Mercedes.
Shows up at the office fifteen minutes late. Maybe snorts some coke. Then gets on the floor. Negotiates $15.9M worth of deals.
Calls his "wife" and tells her he'll be home late.
Goes out drinking, gets smashed with his colleagues, maybe negotiates a "deal" with a female coworker.
Camps out at her house till two, drives home one-eyed and plomps into bed with his wife.
Repeat.
THIS is why the Occupy dorks occupy.
Welcome to America. The land of the free.
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