Saturday, January 7, 2012

Just What Is It With Tom Cruise?

 I really don't think I have to say ANYTHING after that subject line.

Is he, or is he not, 5-foot 3? Are his teeth four generations removed? Just how gay is he? Laurence-Olivier Gay, or Danny-Kaye-Gaye? Just what is his relationship with John Travolta? Does he fit comfortably on John's lap while John is piloting the 707? How many children has he produced by artificial respiration?

HAVE THEY PERFECTED CGI ENOUGH TO FAKE THE VERY EXISTENCE OF TOM CRUISE????

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