Do you think the world doesn't have a big enough supply of assholes? Do you? Do you sit there sometimes in your comfy chair and say half-aloud: "This world really needs another asshole; there can't EVER be one too many." Does anyone near you look over at you nervously and say "Did he just say what I think he just said? Oh no, Lord, no, did he clean his guns yesterday?" No?
Well, get a load of THIS ASSHOLE. I swear, some people just do not seem to have enough time in this world. No, they really don't. They need the extra time to plan hijackings, murders, child abuse, religion and other such amusements that the rest of us just tend to walk on by on. THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO than to be PRIME ASSHOLES. They seem to think that just because we recognize them for what they are: assholes -- that we have an inherent need for MORE OF THEM.
Y'know, sometimes I'm glad there are jihadists out there, beheading people and just generally being assholes, because they serve to remind the rest of us JUST WHAT AN ASSHOLE TRULY IS and why we need more of them in our lives.
Because just imagine if there weren't any assholes? Huh? Just imagine THAT for a small second. *I* sure as fuck would be instantly denied a purpose in life. Yes, I hear what you're saying . . . "There ain't no shortage of assholes, Mister, why you be sayin that?" but if _I DIDN'T_, ***WHO***WOULD***?
I am NOT thereby putting in my candidacy to be an asshole. I just wanted to remind you WHY WE NEED MORE OF THEM TO REMIND US WHY WE NEED THEM.
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