What. You think food writing belongs to the fucking blogosphere? Food shows belong to the Food Network? Anthony Bourdain rules? What the fuck. Really, WTF???????
Before, and I'll almost guarantee it, there were fucking food shows ALL OVER THE PLACE. How do I know? I'll tell you how I know. BECAUSE I WATCHED THEM. Before you little fuckers even knew what the fucking word "food" was, I watched food and food-related shows ALL OVER TV. Yes, there was a LIFE before YOU. An amazing and lively life, thank you VERY MUCH.
Not the ersatz horror that is the "Food Network." Not the Top Chef travesty or Diners and Drive-Ins and "look at this bad boy" bullshit that rules the fucking waves. No. ONCE there were actual shows about FOOD, not about fucking top chefs, not about contestants in some fucking mindless game, there were shows with PEOPLE talking about real food. Thinking about real food.
You poor unpolished fuckers. I really, really feel sorry for you, because this is all you know. THE FOOD NETWORK IS YOUR CHANNEL TO THE FOOD UNIVERSE.
God.
Damn.
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