Amazing. It's been what . . . almost twenty years that "The Net" has existed. TWENTY FUCKING YEARS.
But what will some alien explorer find in the ruins of humanity when it comes across "Something they called . . .'The Internet.'"
It won't be amazon.com. Nope. Not even close. It won't be cnn.com. whitehouse.gov. Playboy.com.
No, it'll be something called "Cialis."
"What is a cialis?" they will intone, in their somber, alien voices. "I do not understand."
But 2.5 million years from now, trust me, that will be the only part of the digital fossil record that exists.
Cialis.
How proud I am to be Human.
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