Do not even DARE criticize my GI Joes! Tasers are possible here if I even hear one insult to any one of them. Just look at my little babies! They personally peer down on . . . um . . . all our activities in the bedroom. Look at them! There's Mr. Sailor! He'd rescue me if things went wrong in a hurricane.
Nazi Asshole Schweinhunt Corporal -- well, I'd be sent to the ovens, wouldn't I? I'll have to give them names. I guess he'll have to be the time-honored "Fritz."
And the Japanese corporal! Sword poised above Australian captive's head, frozen in time! Fucking bastard. But he watches over me, so I like him.
Then there's the elegant B-24 captain. Complete with briefcase (not pictured!)
Oh, I love my Action Figures. And you should, too.
Mr. Jackboots is a little unnerving, but other than that, you have a fine cast of action figures there! I especially like Captain B-24.
ReplyDeleteWho is the albino?
That, my fine feathered friend, is none other than RUTGER HAUER! Yep, officially called "Android 001" (only 500 ever manufactured, I'll have you know) and I paid a cool $200 for him back in the day.
ReplyDeleteHe's actually the Roy Batty character from Blade Runner, but I lost his dove, due to internal meddling by 6-year-old sons. But he's hell of cool!
Actually, they're not all official GI Joes. Hey, THAT can get expensive! But they're various "action figures" from various corporations not necessarily including Hasbro, the kings of action figures.
Next on my list is 40th anniversary Frogman, but he goes for upwards of $150! What's a poor guy to do?
Okay, I saw Blade Runner (I think I was around 15 at the time) and I had a bit of a thing for Rutger. How sad that my memory is so crapacious, I can't even put two and two together any more.
ReplyDeleteRutger's hot, and TALL!
And spend the $150. You only live once.