Thursday, June 18, 2009

How to be a Vampire in Ten Easy Steps

1. Insomnia

2. Reasonably loud music

3. An addiction to the non-sounds of the night

4. White wine

5. Chocolate

6. A sleeping partner (that would be a partner who's sleeping! Get your minds out of the gutter!)

7. A joyous urge to see that the clock says 4:30

8. A joyous urge to see that the clock says 4:30 but suddenly realise it's P.M.

9. Midnight munchies when you had no appetite at dinner

10. Bat wings (optional)

11. (You know I always turn everything up to 11): That great big bed that you can't go to sleep on! Guess what: you're never going to be satisfied until you have a coffin! Then finally you'll get a good day's sleep.

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