Brigitte is mean. She wants to take my foof chair away from me. She says it occupies too much space in the bedroom and we never use it.
I like my foof chair.
She wants to take it away from me. She's mean. I like to watch Nascar while eating carrots and onion dip and drinking Boréale Cuivrée in my foof chair. That's all going to go away if she takes away my foof chair.
She's mean to me.
Marriage, the art of compromise!
ReplyDeleteNo compromise here! I wear the dress in this famil -- uh, sorry, I forgot what the whole saying was. But I adhere to it!
ReplyDeleteAnd Brigitte IS mean. About 0.000000001 percent of the time. But that counts.