. . . no, seriously, discard everything that you have ever read in this space. True terror, impossible-to-imagine terror has befallen all of us. The Day here, on our beloved earth, may have increased by 6.8 microseconds! That is not nano-seconds, but micro-seconds, orders of magnitude huger!
Mankind is threatened! The drive to work will take an unnoticeable but nonetheless measurable EXTRA 6.8 microseconds! Day in, day out! Plan your Saturdays accordingly, and make SURE you allow for those extra microseconds with the picnic basket! Hot things stay hot! Cold things stay cold! Mayonnaise attracts wasps!
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