Oh my FUCKING GOD! There are GAYS in the ARMY! This means that the enemy(ies) will specially target the fucking faggots! And lesbians!
Yes, they'll spot them just by the way their EYES look, not because they're sitting in a FUCKING TANK BAY on a road in Aid-el-Fitr, Baghdad, looking for IEDs that will possibly blow their arms off.
Yes, "Don't ask, don't tell!" This is the most intelligent, rational policy I've ever come across. Imagine the wisdom of all our hard-working politicians. Imagine the thousands of meetings of our leaders in the military who are there to serve our country.
Don't Ask! Don't tell!
But fucking get your head blown off with an RPG while you're at it. Free flag for your fucking gay and lesbian coffin, you shithead gay bastards!
Fuck. Sometimes you just have to say fuck. Sometimes you even have to say it twice.
Fuck
ReplyDeleteThat's three times, and perfectly acceptable!
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good thing! If we can assemble enough fucks maybe we can send them all to General Petraeus.
ReplyDeleteF*ck!
ReplyDeleteI'll just attribute to your Buddhism, shall I, Knattie? But it will get sent in anyway.
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