Hey, I'm inspired by President Obama's incredibly successful "Black Ops" raid to kill Osama bin Laden! Why can't we duplicate it with a similar Navy SEALs™op to get the pope?
Imagine the terror as the specially shielded Black Hawk helicopters descend on the Vatican! (*Heavy Italian accent* "I heard them coming down even through the crunching of my mushrooms and linguini and only really realised what was going on when I took a sip of my Barolo!")
Then, the L-Team injects themselves into the grand Throne Room, only to find Pope Benedict . . . uhh . . . holding a small boy as a human shield! Aghast, the L-Team leader has only one option: GET THE POPE!
A shot to the Holy Helmet stuns the pope, who is "spirited" away to become a popular breakfast menu item! Eggs Benedict!
The outcome: all the victims of the pope are avenged! The L-Team wins the day!
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