Thursday, May 26, 2011

What I Want for Your Birthday


You love me, don't you, Flock? You really, really love me. So get me this fantastic Tony Montana 1/6 action figure to add to my collection!

All you have to do is click the "Donate" button below and you send me $10 towards my purchase (a cringe-inducing $180) of Al Pacino's Tony Montana action figure (he comes with his "coke throne"!)

What do YOU get out of this amazingly generous $19 donation?

1. A Photoshopped figure of YOU (to be submitted by you) sitting or standing next to Al!
2. A signed photo (by me, faking Al's autograph) of Al sitting amongst my other action figures!
3. A blog post all about YOU, the content of which I shall invent and make dynamic, heart-rending, uplifting and hilarious!
4. My fawning, undying love

So donate freely with love in your heart! Press that button as many times as your boundless generosity allows! If we all pull together, we'll have Al proudly lording it over my Gang of Plastic in no time at all!

*MmmmmmWAAAH!*






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