While he was murdering 20 million Russians, Stalin had to eat, too! (Rumor has it that his pipe tobacco was Blue Navy brand).
4:34 a.m.: breakfast/late dinner
Presiding over large table of cronies, plying vast amounts of vodka in order to loosen tongues, while drinking only water for himself:
Pickles. Lots of pickles, blini and beluga from the Iranian marshes. Drinking matches and slogans. Traitors mentally put in file folders.
6:30 a.m.: Arrive at dacha; deer sausage and real vodka.
6:30 pm. : No time, no time for food while being betrayed! Yet snack on limes marinated in vodka (bitter fruit!)
4:30 a.m.: Hold another fake drunken orgy with senior commanders. Drink water, ferret out traitors, munch on Iranian cashews. Too much useless fat! Must trim everything, number of soldiers not worrisome, waistline worry!
4:48 a.m.: Fantasize about Eva.
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