Jamie, Bill

You know, in spite of their public personas,  Billy Gates and Jamie Oliver are actually true heroes.

The motherfuckers have millions. Billy Boy has billions. They both have fabulous mansions everywhere in every Riviera. But what the fuck?

Steve Jobs is still peddling iPods, not helping malaria victims. Where is his pancreatic cancer millions?

Like him or not, Bill Gates is one smart asshole. And he's decided, like any other SMART asshole, that HE CAN'T TAKE IT WITH HIM. I don't care who he voted for or what his religion is, but spending 500 million out of his admittedly ample funds to help kids with malaria in Africa can't possibly be bad.

Bill Gates doesn't go around trumpeting his bullshit like Bono or "Sir" Bob Geldof. Or whatever his dwarfish name is.

Jamie Oliver USES HIS FAME to benefit others. To some, he would seem a tired Cockney clown, and sure, he merchandises his ass out the window. To many, he would seem a huge joke. But last time I checked, was Rachel Ray doing anything except merchandising a new talk show and looking fucking as goofy as a ratball in a haystack?

It's these people, who hover under the radar, despised or beloved, who use their trillions to help people they don't know, never will and whatever else Martha Stewart doesn't do.

Rant over. But pay attention to Bill Gates and Jamie Oliver . . . they're doing what I would do if I were (gods forbid) in their position.