Jean: Darling, I have a GREAT idea! Now that we're a rich retired Christian couple, let's go hand out some cheap pamphlets praising our lord Jesus Christ to poor black savages who worship pagan symbols!
Adam: Well, gee, Jean, that sounds wonderful, but how do we do that?
Jean: Well, we spend our retirement years away from our families and pretend we know how to sail this $13M yacht you bought for me after I successfully had my hangnail removed last year! We spread the Word of God to ignorant tribespeople along the Somali coast! Doesn't that sound like fun, Adam?
Adam: You sure nailed it, Jean! THAT's what I want to do in my retirement years! *kiss kiss* *nuzzlenuzzle* Now you know why I married you, don't you, Jean!
Jean : *mmmmnuzzlenuzzle* I sure do!
Postscript: This did not turn out very well at all.
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