Sunday, February 13, 2011

You are the 50s!

Thank you, Fifty, whoever you are, for choosing to follow this blog. You're in good company. But you've got a lot of seniors who precede you. Obey their commands without arguments.

You can start off your illustrious febrile servitude by memorizing just a couple of useful selections off a page from the hastily-scrawled pamphlet written just last week by the "Righteous 49" entitled Top 97 Precursors to Enlightenment for Those in the 50s: *

4. If it moves, kill it.
18. If it doesn't move, paint it.

That should start you off, but in the meantime, please memorize by heart our founding motto: "Say it. Think it. Quick, who has the old woman's purse." (This is one of the questions that might come up on the test.)

Welcome to the club. Postage and handling of your official badge is $1.44 US -- as is with no returns. However, I will provide a tracking number.

Number 51: NO CHARGE!


* List of all 97 rules to follow

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  2. Hey, thanks, dude! I'll visit your blog when I master Italian, which should take about twelve years. Hope you're still around by then!

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