The Curious Case of Ogg and Ugg

It was a bitterly cold day, and Ogg said to Ugg, "We need wood."

Ugg said "Why we need wood, Ogg?" and Ogg said "To burn it."

Ugg said "What is burn?" and Ogg said "Ogg not sure. Ugg find out."

Ugg said "Where is wood?" and Ogg said "There, outside cave, on hill."

Ugg said "Where on hill is wood, Ogg?" and Ogg said "Up there, just past Big Rock."

Ugg said "How much wood we need, Ogg?" and Ogg said "Enough to burn." Ugg said "Who gets wood, Ogg?" and Ogg said "Ugg get wood."

Ugg said "Why Ugg get wood when Ogg wants wood for Ogg? Why not Ogg get wood?"

And Ogg said "Ogg want Ugg to get wood so we can burn Wheel that Ugg invented last night."