Well, Whaddya Know?

Brigitte (who is Jewish) was blown away yesterday by a report of some 69-year-old guy being caught harboring child pornography on his computer.

"The Community is going be up in arms," she said, having been an administrator for the Community for many years. "I knew him!"

Yeah, well, guess what. He was a fucking child-porn maniac WAAAAYYY before you or anyone else, or even his own wife knew about it -- of that you can be sure.

Uhh, dude, no denials? No "Someone crept onto my computer and downloaded these files"? "Must have been my teenage nephew"? Nope. Just "We are taking these charges very seriously."

Umm, guess what: these fuckers in power in these institutions are proving time and again to be "humanist' but at the same time "dehumanist". I know, the old saw "I can't think of any reason anyone would want to harm a child" . . . but guess what, my faithful flock: THEY'RE ALL AROUND US. You thought Zombies? Guess again. They're the zombie child-harming mob -- yes, mob -- 99% male -- that surrounds YOU! Yes, YOU! A shambling mob of child-harmers (hey, molesting isn't the only thing these people do) that is part of your school, your hospital (doctors have a big reputation for spousal abuse) and just about anywhere else you can think of.

Your fifth grade teacher, Mr. Wilson. Beloved by all! Guess what! Fondling little boys.

Thank JESUSMARYFUCKINGJOSEPH it never happened to me, but it came MIGHTY CLOSE. The aforesaid "Mr. Wilson" was a talented English teacher at the prep school in England which I attended. Thank FUCKING JESUS MEEKANDMILD all he ever did was make me sit on his lap. Mark Keyser (Oh, I still remember his name!) the history teacher in Africa who got us kids stoned and then wanted to "fool around". Thank FUCKING GOD it never went any further than when I squirmed out of his overwhelming embrace and said, "Mark, stop it!"

THANK FUCKING GOD (if He exists -- this is a subject of some debate -- by the way, how come Satan doesn't have a book out?)

Yes, Darling Brigitte, this "Saint" who supposedly upheld the community was in reality some fucking dirty old man who wanted most of all to fuck children.

Oh what fun it is to rule in a one-person openpowertrip.