Sunday, May 10, 2009

Weirdest Assemblage of Words . . .

. . . ever spoken?

"'Man, these Islamic guys want to cut my hands off,' he grumbled over a plate of camel meat and spaghetti." -- from a NY Times story about Somali pirates.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Though I'd have loved to! The whole Somali pirate thing is a comedy-in-progress, starring Jerry as the pirate boss and George as his henchman. Elaine . . . well, she's in the kitchen wearing a hijab.

Kramer was killed long ago by outraged comedygoers.

But don't you just dig the words "camel meat and spaghetti"? Dem goofy pirates, let's keep em' around, just so I can write about 'em. Hey, maybe George Clooney will come in at some point and the word "caper" will be included in the sentence!

Whole article (and I just can't contain my laughing out loud, Brigitte will think I'm going insane, here.) Get it quickly!

No comments:

Post a Comment