Sports

There's something odd about the term "sports."

I guess it once meant people getting together to have a good time, with a little friendly competition in there somewhere.

But today, it's a huge, lumbering mechanism just all covered in logos and hype and dopers and crap and morons who actually turn out to watch.

Do you know what used to be called "sport?" How about a 100-man killing contest. Great fun, isn't it?

Assholes. I've said it before and I'll say it again: the manufacturer of assholes really did a great job. Because they account for about 99.999% of humanity.