Brigitte pulled the plug on me today. Yes, just up and cancelled my ass.
"Your new answering message has to go." Hey. Hey! HEY! MY new answering message has to go?
Listen (very heavy cockney accent): Ya keep calling, calling, CALLING dontcha know that OI have a VERY HEAVY BURDEN here girl, plus, what DO OI EXPLOIN TO ME WIFE?
As you can imagine, this did not sit well with Brigitte, God bless her pointy little head. But she's allowed. It's a free world. A simple "We can't come to the phone right now: please leave a message at the tone" will suffice.
I KNOW that. But do I have to be TOLD that?
And Christ, just how do you introduce yourself as a talented, extremely gifted person by saying "My name is Yo Yo Ma?"
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