Sunday, July 18, 2010

Who The Hell Cares What Size You Are?

Yeah, figure it out: God and his relentless ilk is going to judge you. When heaven comes along, there are going to be two and a half less virgins for you for having died of loving life too much.


See where that goes?

Hey, you're fucked! Go, no, really, go look in the mirror and just admit how fucked you really are! You're fucking 70 pounds overweight, you fat fuck.

Now go to Linda McCartney's grave, ya fat fuck, and roll around in some fucking dough lathered in fat all over it and have another fucking doughnut.

Because our beloved Linda NO LONGER HAS THAT OPPORTUNITY, so sorry.

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