Sunday, April 15, 2012

Thought For The Week

Surprise Party for the week
As we approach this, a new week, Dear Flock, I have a Thought; yes, a Thought. One might even consider it a Vision.

The Vision is this: all the Taliban leaders, the rulers of Iran, Kim-Jong-Un of North Korea, Raul and Fidel Castro, Bashar al Assad and everyone in his court, most of the governments of Africa, especially including dear Robert Mugabe and his retinue, the entire government of Pakistan, plus all of its military, all the sub-contractors for the US Military who are really just a bunch of thug mercenary arms merchants, several Republican candidates including ex-candidates and dolts such as Sarah Palin, most of Iraq's leadership that are being propped up by the US, the entire Russian Oligopoly including Dear Comrade V. Putin, all the rulers of the junta in Myanmar, that oafish president of Argentina, Kirchner, and finally, Donald Trump and most celbuwannabes, to gather together at a designated spot in Alamagordo, New Mexico, under flowing tents, lots of Crystal champagne, the finest illegal caviar from Iran, heroin, opium and cocaine laid out on the finest silver, porn movies running 24/7 and lots of Playboy bunnies hawking Cialis to aging rulers (and their wives!) and then ceremoniously plant a large flag with a big series of concentric circles on it entitled "Ground Zero" smack-dab in the middle of all the fun.

Then load up a Classic Warbird B-29 bomber with a payload the equivalent of the Hiroshima bomb (trust me, it'll be enough) and drop it as close to the flag as possible.

In one fell swoop, we will have made the world a vastly better place, and to think it would only take seconds.

Damn, damn, damn.

I forgot the Pope and the Catholic church.

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